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Sunday 18 January, 2009
I started off honestly trying to be a good person. I took a car and tried to follow the street signals. This lasted a whole one minute until the correct owner of the car can up next to me and I speed through the red light like a bat out of hell. So I gave up on my “good boy” routine, and ran over a few people. When the cops showed up I beet him up and stole his hand gun.
As a good member of society, I decided to do the right thing in this case: clean the streets. I found the first group of gang members and started to open fire. I quickly learned that gang members carry much better weapons then the cops. Why shoot people with a cop’s hand gun when you can use an Uzi? After shooting up a handful of gang members, prostitutes, and general people, I decided to try and keep a low profile. However, keeping a low profile is not fun.
I quickly learned that there is no point in playing a GTA game if you’re not reeking some sort of havoc. After all, real life is boring. Why just run around mimicking real life when you can run around blowing up things and killing people? While doing so in real life is immoral and wrong, doing it in a game is fun and exciting! Don’t worry, I’ll keep my killing and robbing in the virtual realm.
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